Heinz Portable USB Microwave - IGN

August 28,2024

Have you ever been sitting at your desk starving and thought to yourself how nice it would be to microwave your sodium packed lunch right there without having to chafe your thighs by attempting to go to the company kitchen? Brother, does Heinz have the right product for you! The company has unveiled their latest idea in the battle to increase the jean size of Americans everywhere by releasing the world's smallest portable microwave that can be powered via USB on any laptop computer. Why exert effort to heat up a snack when you can just swivel your chair and welcome diabetes into your life with two feet planted firmly on the ground?.
Have you ever been sitting at your desk starving and thought to yourself how nice it would be to microwave your sodium packed lunch right there without having to chafe your thighs by attempting to go to the company kitchen? Brother, does Heinz have the right product for you! The company has unveiled their latest idea in the battle to increase the jean size of Americans everywhere by releasing the world's smallest portable microwave that can be powered via USB on any laptop computer. Why exert effort to heat up a snack when you can just swivel your chair and welcome diabetes into your life with two feet planted firmly on the ground?